Illegal Poem

I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?

I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby -- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.

If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.


This poem doesn't really have much to do with John McCain directly, but I've taken the liberty to search for McCain's policy on immigration. As it turns out, McCain is FOR giving citizenship to the 12-20 million illegal immigrants in this country right now. Yet on the O'Reilly Factor he says that he is in favor of an immigration quota. With two different sides its hard to get a lock on McCain's position on this issue. Going by what he said on the O'Reilly Factor, he is for putting a stop to illegal immigration. Then again, Bill O'Reilly is "a biased partisan Republican with an all right-wing spin zone," according to www.oreilly-sucks.com, which is pretty much true. So lets assume the first source of information is true. McCain would be against the idea of the poem above. Or for it? Seeing as the poem is just describing the position illegal aliens are in in this country and that there's nothing stopping them from coming in. And coming in. And coming in. And bringing their 120 cousins, 64 aunts and uncles, 12 brothers and 9 sisters, 4 fathers and their mother. Oh and their 16 un-neutered male dogs. And McCain wants to give them all citizenship. This blog is supposed to be from the eyes of a die-hard pro-McCain republican conservative, but I just can't agree with him on this one. Sorry John.